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1/9/2024
While our residential address is in Gold Coast Queensland, we have registered our businesses in Victoria as we do not wish to conduct business in Queensland. Unfortunately Victoria have proven to us that we are not welcome in their state either, therefore we are shifting our operations to Gotham City (Adelaide) as soon as we are able to obtain an address in the city of churches. I know Gotham City will support us as this is where the real Ozzies live and we will endeavour to provide employment for as many indigenous people (Australian Aboriginals) as possible. The Gotham City Police have impressed us and they win, they are the White Knights doing their job. We intend to support Gotham City as the capital city of Oskopnia since the east coast are all fake Ozzies and do not understand the meaning of a fair go. I grew up in Gotham City and while I don't know anyone there anymore, I understand the people and we are bringing our industries home to the city of churches.
God Bless everyone and Stay Safe,
Michael Shayne.
P.S. You can all expect me and Jack to take a 6 month holiday because the Victorian Police intend to suspend my license for 6 months for setting me up in a fake speed trap. Besides, the weather is crap in Victoria, and with this cyclone brewing, it appears it's only gonna get worse. I guess Victoria must have pissed off the weather man.
11/3/2024
Hello everyone, it's been a good start to the fake new year.
Ozzy Slang Short Hand is now complete along with all of our keyboard designs for our Numerical Operating System (NOS), which include all of our runes and numes.
We have also just successfully flattened and hyjacked The Balagon of Cubes, and the design it makes is very exciting. The Tristmas Tree of Cubes proves that Tristmas is real, therefore the children have the right religion, Father Tristmas is real. Adults are all wrong and the children are right, the adults are all time stealing Grinches. Can everyone please grow up and start acting like children.
God Bless you all and Stay Safe,
The Number Pirates
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