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Song of the Month

(April 2025)

The White Stripes - 7 Nation Army (2003)

The 7th seal has been broken

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Featured Article

11/3/2024

The Tristmas Tree of Cubes

Hello everyone, it's been a good start to the fake new year.

Ozzy Slang Short Hand is now complete along with all of our keyboard designs for our Numerical Operating System (NOS), which include all of our runes and numes.

We have also just successfully flattened and hyjacked The Balagon of Cubes, and the design it makes is very exciting. The Tristmas Tree of Cubes proves that Tristmas is real, therefore the children have the right religion, Father Tristmas is real. Adults are all wrong and the children are right, the adults are all time stealing Grinches. Can everyone please grow up and start acting like children.

God Bless you all and Stay Safe,
The Number Pirates

KroNOS Time System

NOS Power Binary

NOS Power Binary

Binary in any number system!

Scripted in Galactic Slang
Uses Square Numerals
Hyjacked in the Cubic Number System

Go to www.numberpirates.com/binary

NOS Colour Tech
Light to Sight Map of Colours

Light to Sight Map of Colours

This knowledge is a component of Material Understanding which will replace Chemistry and Alchemy.

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