About Ozzy Slang (Ozzy Runes)

Ozzy Slang replaces Australian English which is now obsolete!

Using Ozzy Runes is the best way to understand Ozzies.

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Tribute to William Shakespeare

If William was here today, I'm sure he would be very proud of the new Ozzy Slang.
He did not like the long winded pompousity of the old Norse Language (which the Romans pretended was their English) and made it more efficient for common people to use (as was the original design).
When I was younger, I did not d-rive a t-ruck, but rather I jrove u chruck.
William would say things such as "bloody" instead of "blood soaked".
Ozzies worship this word and have continued his work by inventing many new words of their own and softening the language while taking out the pompousity.
Therefore William Shakespeare was the first Ozzy because he broke away from the long winded jargon of English and began Ozzy Slang.
The word bloody (which all Ozzies use, even if they don't swear) is the base of our language.
It is a pity that William and his son was poisoned, but just like John Lennon, that is exactly how the people of this planet have always behaved. Jealousy! It destroys great people with great things to offer us all, look after them, don't abuse and destroy these gifts to mankind.
Thank you William Shakespeare, you're a bloody legend mate!

Ozzy Slang

About Long Hand Runes

This language was built to capture ALL the sounds used in Ozzy speech and ONLY the sounds used in Ozzy speech. There is no correct or incorrect spelling, only incorrect use of runes. In other words, please use the rune which you personally use for the way you say a word. For example, I personally say the word "it" at the start of a statement or after a pause (capital space), but during the statement I say "et". This way people will hear your words in your version of our slang, which is why Ozzy Slang is made for YOU. This language is built exactly like the teenagers texting language, which is why we are building the Short Hand Rune Set.

While the Long Hand Runes are complete as a set (45 runes), we have also utilized 19 spaces for expression and emotion, these are now available. Expressions and emotions will stay at the top of the script where they belong, rather than all over the place. We already use the "Over Nume" from Numerical Understanding as an Expression Rune to replace full stop when a statement is over. We also utilize an "Overline" to express a Capital Rune or Capital Space (which replaces a comma). Expressions run through a statement and tells us how to express it. Emotions are placed before a statement so we know the discourse we are speaking in as we read, such as a question, anger, or amusement.

God bless everyone and stay safe, The Number Pirates.

About Short Hand Runes

Ozzy Slang Short Hand contains exactly 64 new runes (including 56 combo runes and 8 personality runes). These runes have been specifically designed for efficiency for people working on keyboards all day. The short hand system contains many more combo runes, such as the rune known as "you". This will greatly reduce their workload and help to protect their fingers and eyes against excessive use.
Short hand will be converted to long hand (and vise versa) through the use of binary shorthand, depending on the user's options. All Ozzy Rune Sets are compatible with each other.

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Coming Soon

Binary Short Hand will not have it's own runes as computers can not read runes, they just display them for our purposes. It is more efficient to bring our binary switch group up to 8 switches with an extra switch from Short Hand Runes, and utilize an extra 128 spaces for the 128 most commonly used combinations beyond the Short Hand Rune Set. The Binary Short Hand is how ALL Ozzy Slang is saved by our computers, and will be interpreted back into either Long Hand or Short Hand according to the user's options. This will not only save on hard drive space and processor work, but will make all documents usable between Long Hand and Short Hand users.

Thankyou and God bless everyone, The Number Pirates.